9 Foods to Eat on a First Date at a Restaurant

First impressions are EVERYTHING

by Edmund Pittman at George Mason University

Stupid

The Pros and Cons of Being Vegetarian Aren't What You Think

"No meat" doesn't mean "no fun".

by Edmund Pittman at George Mason University

High

What Your Panera Order Says About Your Sex Life

Chips, Apple, or Baguette?

by Edmund Pittman at George Mason University

Adulting

I Went Vegetarian For Twenty Eight Hours And Failed Miserably

I missed meat so much... and not just dick

by Edmund Pittman at George Mason University

Adulting

My Friends And I Tasted Dental Dams And Rated Them

I'll taste your banana and lick your grapes

by Edmund Pittman at George Mason University

Stupid

Cookie Jar DC Has Officially Won The Cookie Dough Game

Cookie Dough DC can be yours.

by Edmund Pittman at George Mason University

Nostalgic

5 Reasons To Have An Orgasm Every Day

Like you really need a reason.

by Edmund Pittman at George Mason University

Stupid

We Found Out How Many Calories You Burn While Masturbating

You're welcome.

by Edmund Pittman at George Mason University

Stupid

6 Things I Wish I Knew Before Coming Out to My Friends

Friends are great... most of the time

by Edmund Pittman at George Mason University

Alone

9 Reasons You Need to Eat at Freddy's Frozen Custard & Steakburgers

Who knew concrete could be so good?

by Jevette Brown at George Mason University

Hungover

My Search History Looks Sketchy AF After Researching How Many Calories Are in Semen

Cum to find out.

by Edmund Pittman at George Mason University

Stupid

9 Foods That Taste Better When They're Cooked Simply

Less work and more taste

by Edmund Pittman at George Mason University

Adulting