You can’t go anywhere without seeing “try our new pumpkin (insert food here)” this time of year. Trending recently is anything and everything “basic bitch.” Well, it’s time to put the two together. Take this quiz to find out what fall food you are and what that says about your level of basic bitch-ness.
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The answer is:
Pumpkin Spice Latte
Nothing says basic like a pumpkin spice latte. You are the the text book definition of what it means to be a basic bitch. Starbucks is your mother ship, you have a pair of yoga pants for every day of the week and fall is #perfect. Embrace it, it looks good on you. Haters gonna hate.
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Pumpkin Cream Cheese Muffin
Pumpkin Cream Cheese Muffins are as delicious as they are basic. You're up there on the basic bitch scale, but not the Queen B(B). You like fall not only for the pumpkin flavored everything but the outdoor activities too. Don't be afraid to show your basic side.
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Cinnamon Dolce Latte
Cinnamon dolce lattes are pumpkin spice latte's less famous sister. You are basic, but your own kind of basic. You like more of the apple and cinnamon flavors compared to the pumpkin craze. Pumpkin isn't the end all be all of fall flavors, and you show everyone that.
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Apple Cider Doughnut
An apple cider doughnut is the hipster basic bitch. It may seem like a contradiction, but you go of the beaten path to get your fall flavor fix. Everyone knows apple orchards are the best place to get these, so suit up in your North Face fleece and get picking.
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Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin beer, if done well, is a great addition to your autumn. However it can go bad really quick. This is just like you. On a normal day you don't seem basic at all. But get a few pumpkin ales in you you'll be in basic bitch mode before you can say "hashtag."