It’s a far too familiar feeling. It’s really late at night, or rather, quite early in the morning, and you are starving after a long night out. While Hopkins may throw a lot of curve balls our way, one thing will always remain consistent: Uni Mini will be open to students 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
But let me just say what everyone reading this already knows. Hopkins students only eat Uni Mini when they’re drunk. I know it. You know it. We all know it. Take this quiz to reaffirm that your drunk Uni Mini order is the right one for you or to find out what you should order for next time.
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Mozzarella Sticks
A classic. You likely fit the mold of a stereotypical Hopkins student. When you're not out on the weekends, you're friends can usually find you in MSE bound to a cubicle on B level scrambling to start and finish homework due the next morning. But, you work so hard during the week so that you can play even harder on the weekends. There is no doubt that someone with your crazy workload will need to throw a couple back to de-stress. Upperclassmen and Hop graduates can attest to the fact that mozzarella sticks are the ideal drunchie to absorb last night's alcohol and allow your body to get going on all that work you've put off for Sunday afternoon.
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Chicken Strips
Good for you! Coming in at under $1 per strip, chicken strips are perhaps the best bang for you buck. Therefore, it's fair to say that even while inebriated, you're a fiscally responsible shopper. Being so mindful of your money likely means you're a junior or senior whose been around the block a few times. You're no longer on a meal plan so you have GOT to make sure you're staying well-nourished. And sometimes in order to do so, quantity needs to exceed quality.
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French Fries
You're someone who likes to get stuff done and is always looking for the most immediate satisfaction. Because it's not the most popular item on the menu, you're likely to get your golden, delicious fries quicker and be out the door to get into bed to finish that episode on Netflix. Friends are great, but you recognize the value of some alone time nuzzled up to with the two things that matter the most: food and TV.
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Chicken Parmesan Sub
When you go out, you mean business. If you're ordering a chicken parm sub at or after 2 AM it must be because you need something that substantial to offset the excess amount of alcohol you just put into your body. Make sure to clear your calendar for tomorrow because you are probably going to need all day to let your body digest that sandwich and cure itself of that terrible hangover.
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Cold Cut Hoagie
You are a loyal Uni Mini customer. Even with a much shorter line at the Subway right next door, you are STILL going to wait in the infinitely long line at Uni Mini to get your sandwich. Your loyalty to this establishment probably stems from your earlier college years, when mozzarella sticks were the primary staple of your diet. But, if you're getting just a sandwich late at night, you are probably the friend who went to the pregame but skipped going out to continue doing your homework. You know that this sandwich, hitting nearly all the food groups, will be the ideal brain food to fuel you for the long night you have ahead.