Valentine's Day is approaching and you're either very excited or you have a hot date with netflix. If you're in the second situation, these food puns can help you out. They say the way to people's heart is through the stomach, and they are abso-freaking-lutely correct.
Since words cannoli say so much, here is how to score a valentine this 14th of Feburary.
1. Oh, The Good Ol' Corn
A bit corny but sure will bring a smile on your crush's face.
2. I dare you to find a better pair
I would sacri-fries my life for you.
3. When You Finally Meet That Someone Special
I am bananas for you.
4. Well, the first date must have coffee
To espresso your feelings for that someone special.
5. You Are The Salsa To My Tacos
The best place in life to be? At Taco stand.
6. Hook, Line & Sinker
Of all the fish in the sea, aren't you glad I swam to you?
7. I would like to make a toast here
Together, we are unbeatable.
8. True love
There is nothing peanut butter and a spoon can't fix.
9. Tea For Two Please
For there is always time for tea.
10. You Are The Sprinkles On My Donut
All you need is Love and Donuts so love me and I'll get you all the donuts you need.
11. If You Were Ice Cream, You Would Be My Favourite Flavour
This line would probably be most appropriate on Tinder or similar sites but then again, ICE CREAM.
11. When the moon hits your eye, like a pizza slice.
I didn't know how to say i like you so i ordered us pizza.
12. Best Thing Since Slice Bread
This one is a little more sappy, but your Valentine will still appreciate it cause who doesn't like hummus.
13. You Are Everything I Avo Wanted
Finding a suitable Valentine is almost as hard as finding the perfect avocado at the grocery store, so better find your avocado soon.
14. You Make Me Melt
This may be sound cheesy but we'll make a really gouda couple together.