The answer is:
MEGA
You're three times the regular amount, which means you're 3x the fun, triple (not double) the trouble and triple the pizazz. Excess is your middle name and "go big or go home" was most likely in your AIM profile when you were 12 and is probably in your Instagram bio right now. When faced with obstacles in life, you approach them head on and you're not afraid to hold back. At times, you're over the top personality might come off as overwhelming, but in reality, you know anyone that isn't filled with joy by your excess chocolate isn't really worth your time anyway. So, keep doin' you Mega. Show the world why more chocolate doesn't mean more acne or a possible stomach ache, it just means more happiness.
The answer is:
Original (Milk Chocolate)
Some might call you safe, but you like to think of yourself as classic. Why fix what isn't broken? You approach things in life with a conservative mindset and would rather go with the safe and sure bet, rather than risk it and lose it all. You'll most definitely never have a gambling problem and you probably played the claw game once at an arcade when you were seven, but have never gone back (unlike the rest of us who have probably lost hundreds of singles to a game that refuses to let us win.) Go, you! Your friends often look to you as the voice of logic and reason and your authentic personality is looked at as refreshing and comforting all at the same time. Thanks for being one of the only sane humans left in the world, original Oreo. We need you, for without your sturdy nature, the entire Oreo empire would cookie crumble and cease to exist.
The answer is:
Birthday Cake
Would it be cliché for us to say you're the life of the party? Probably. But, if there's one person showing up to a house with a bouquet of balloons, a Walgreens bag filled with streamers and a kick-a** veggie platter- it's you, Birthday Cake. Why and how are you so much fun? No one is this much fun, but somehow you are. You'd like to think of everyday as a special occasion, and you rarely find a chance not to celebrate some occurrence. National Blood Pressure Month? Sure. International Tuba Day? Of course. Thanks for always keepin' the champagne flowing and spirits high. Without you, we'd have no excuse to throw a party when Punxsutawney Phil looks for his shadow on Groundhog's Day.
The answer is:
Mint
You approach life with ease and your neurotic friends are often enviable of how laid-back you always appear to be. You're the kid who had to cut down your 11th birthday party list because according to your mom, "there's no way you have this many friends." But, you did, you really did. People are usually in awe of the coolness that radiates from your body, but you simply can't help it-it just happens. Is it cold in here? Nope-it's just the major chill factor emanating from within you that's causing the temperature to drop. If anyone has a problem with it, they can get a coat. Because let's face it, as time goes on, you're only getting cooler.
The answer is:
Pretzel
You're the golden child, the golden girl, the golden globe. Basically-you're the perfect human. You definitely got straight A's in high school, and you're probably a bit of a perfectionist. Your mom most likely posts your achievements in her Facebook status and you're probably the only kid that remembers to call Grandpa at least once a week. People might get annoyed by how much you have your shit together, but they're just jealous that they're not as on top of it as you are. You're peaking, Pretzel M&M, you're constantly peaking. Ugh.
The answer is:
Red Velvet
People probably have a hard time figuring you out, Red Velvet. Heck, half of the time we're not even sure where to find you, but that's all a part of your allure. People want to get to know you, but you seem to always keep us guessing. One day you might be quietly reading a classic novel in bed and the next you're bungee jumping off a platform in Australia. It's not that you're indecisive or shady- it's that you like to keep things interesting. No one really knows what your exact flavoring is. Is it vanilla-ish? Chocolatey? We're not sure. But, none of that matters, because whatever you are and whatever you decide to do, you look damn good doing it. So, please continue to keep us on our toes, Red Velvet. We can't wait to see what you'll do next.