The answer is:
You're our hero!
Do you write these slogans or just spend a lot of time with your TV? Either way, you are our new hero, because you didn't flinch at any of these slogans (even the tricky ones)!
The answer is:
We've got some bad news...
Okay, so you're not "in the know" when it comes to really important food slogans. We won't hold it against you! You at least got Campbell's Soup correct, right?!
The answer is:
It wasn't great...
So you didn't kill it, but you also didn't completely embarrass yourself like when you dropped all of your books in the middle of the school hallway in 7th grade and everyone would laugh at you... Oh, was that just us?