Who hasn’t heard of The Simpsons, aka arguably one of the most dysfunctional families on television? The show has been airing for a good 27 seasons now, and they’ve gathered a pretty big ensemble cast.
Ever wonder who you’d be if you lived in Springfield? Wonder no longer.
The answer is:
Marge Simpson
You're a mother, just like Marge. The voice of reason obviously picks the most reasonable dessert, and one she might bake for her family to surprise them at night.
The answer is:
Homer Simpson
D'oh! While donuts would have been a good guess, Homer would never turn down a dessert offered to him. He thinks with his stomach and is happy to do so, and so are you!
The answer is:
Bart Simpson
The great underachiever of the family, Bart had a run where he was obsessed with Butterfingers, which led to an amazing ad campaign. Just don't touch Bart's Butterfinger!
The answer is:
Lisa Simpson
Environmentally conscious and a moral compass, you are Lisa Simpson. The dessert is still delicious, and no animals were harmed in the process- Score!
The answer is:
Maggie Simpson
Ever sucking on her pacifier, Maggie is much too young to eat many desserts. She's got sucking down though, so a safe lollipop that's pacifier shaped is a perfect fit.
The answer is:
Ned Flanders
Brownies, one of the perfect desserts to bake and give to a neighbor, or maybe to donate to a church bake-sale. Ned Flanders is the epitome of friendly in the town of Springfield, and brownies are about as friendly as desserts get!
The answer is:
Mr. Burns
The dessert you chose insinuates death, something Mr. Burns likes to talk about quite a lot. Death+Chocolate=Yum in both Mr. Burns and your opinions, apparently.
The answer is:
Moe Szyslak
Well, you chose the beer, what did you expect? Moe owns the best tavern in town (or so he'll say), and serves the fictitious Duff Beer, and who hasn't secretly wanted to try that?
The answer is:
Krusty the Clown
Not for eating, though that's fine too. No, these are for throwing in the faces of unsuspecting victims! All for making children smile, of course.
The answer is:
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
They may be called Squishes in Apu's Kwik-e-mart but the concept remains the same, and that's a low-end convenience store 'dessert'. In the words of Apu, "Thank you, come again!"
The answer is:
Chief Wiggum
While Homer may be famous for his donut obsession, he is pretty much obsessed with any and all food. Chief Wiggum, on the flip side, can 90% of the time be found with donut in hand, all while slacking off from actually being Police Chief.