The answer is:
Max's Popcorn
You’re that salty, sloppy, end of the night snack that gets tossed around in people’s faces. You might lose your jacket, shoes, wallet, and dignity- but everybody wants you.
The answer is:
Webfoot Punch
You’re a real kick in the ass. Funky on the outside, but oh so sweet and dangerous. We know we won’t remember a thing from the night with you around.
The answer is:
Rasta Tots
You come to the bar baked and ready to munch….given some time you may lose your fresh vibes, but you’re definitely the chill one of the group.
The answer is:
Rennie's Lemonade
You’re the dark horse classic -- the subtle pillar of the night. We can always rely on you for a good time and a walk home.
The answer is:
Vodka Soda
You are the basic bitch that is most likely shacking tonight. You’re friends will get a call at 7:30 am, good luck walking home in those heels love machine.
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Dollar Beer
You’re the staple bar-star. We can count on you to be around Wednesday through Saturday, ending the night singing Sweet Caroline at the top of your lungs.
The answer is:
Mariota Punch
You’re most likely from the bay, Portland, or Seattle and makes sure EVERYONE knows it. You snapchat your yellow drink with the hashtag Mariota, and you have a closet full of nike swag.