The answer is:
Sassy
You are not always in the mood to fart, but when you are, they are short and cute. They are like baby farts. The kind you do around your significant other. You still let loose when you are by yourself though!
The answer is:
Silent But Deadly
You are the sneakiest and most submissive kind of farter. You don't make it known that you fart a lot, but when you do, boy is it a doozy. People have to clear the room when you let one loose.
The answer is:
Whoever Smelt It Dealt It
You never pass up a good opportunity to cut the cheese, but you can sometimes be a little shy about admitting it. Have no fear, farting is only natural.
The answer is:
Frequent Farter
You don't give a d***! You can fart whenever and wherever you want to and if anyone is offended, well they can leave. After all, farting is a sign of a healthy digestive system. The bigger the better!