The answer is:
FEST IS LOVE, FEST IS LIFE
You live in a 24 hour a day, 7 day a week fest. Have you been drunk in the past three days? Probably. People may judge you, but why would you stop? You're only in college once, so you might as well make the best of it. Fest on, professional fester.
The answer is:
THE MARATHON DRINKER
You know that if you want to see the end of the night, you really, really need to take the day like a marathon, not a sprint. Yeah, you pre-game (who doesn't?) but you never over do it. For you, fest is a fun holiday, and you enjoy every single second of it.
The answer is:
THE MOOCH
You fully believe in the idea of free beer, and that's what keeps you coming back every time. Why pre-game when you can just hop from house-to-house, consuming as much free alcohol as you can? You made best friends with all the people working the kegs, and if a bag is near by, you're sure to be slapping it.
The answer is:
NETFLIX > FEST
You appreciate fest for what it is, but to be honest, you'd much rather stay in and enjoy the fact that the dorms are peaceful (for once). You might even crack open a bottle of wine to celebrate a nice chill day in. And maybe binge watch Netflix all day. There's absolutely nothing wrong with that, by the way.