The answer is:
Fusion
Aight, we see you. Tonight you're in for a frat-basement-esk crowd of flexible and scantly dressed large women jamming out to the latest Miley remix. You might lose your jacket. You might vom. You do you.
The answer is:
Talayna's
A wise Ted Mosby once said, "Nothing good happens after 2 am... unless you're at Dirty T's" His words exactly. Gear up for a late night of all things purple, mirrored, and disco balled.
The answer is:
Harry's
Is it a bar? Is it a restaurant? Why are the stripper poles always off limits? Is this $20 cover because of the view of the Arch or because we're just a bunch of suckers *cough* Top Shelf *cough*? So many questions, so little vodka.
The answer is:
Three Kings
Oh, Kings. Where would we be without your half priced happy hour and magical Bear Bucks card reader? And chorizo nachos? And sassy waiters? And endless Angry Orchard? Hold up, lemme just set up a cot in the back real quick.
The answer is:
Duffy's
There's really nothin' better than a night of cheap beer, creepy townies, and a couple drunk renditions of "Don't Stop Believin'". You're a karaoke king, you're a vocal vixen, you're... breaking into Schnucks for late night snacks? Been there.
The answer is:
Ibby's
Oh yeah, you know what's up. A couple pitchers of sangria, some gnocchi, a lil bananas foster, and you'll be in bed watching Frozen before you know it. Put it on the campus card? Don't mind if I do.