Are you the family favorite (aka the Mexicana), or are you living a double life like the strawberry banana milkshake? Although your budget might be screaming for $1 shakes, your true personality says otherwise. Find out with which flavor your true loyalty lies.
The answer is:
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Mocha
Hard working and always on the go, you've mastered the "pretending to have your shit together but actually dying" look. Add an extra shot of instant coffee for good measure. Still, work hard play hard -- hence, the chocolate syrup. Keep living the good life and taking those honors Econ classes.
The answer is:
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Mexicana
Well, you got to the top by being different, and now everyone loves you. A big fish in a small pond, you know you're a star, and you're not too humble about it. However, you've got your fair share of haters (i.e. those who choose the chocolate shake over the Mexicana), but they don't have a special shout out on the menu, do they?
The answer is:
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Fudge Banana Nut
With pecans, bananas and fudge, you're basically the nice guy who calls strangers "hon" and helps old people cross the street. Always putting someone else first, some people call you "nuts." Still, those people have no friends and you've got a clean conscious and a clear path to sugary, chocolaty heaven, so who's really winning? A small roll of your eyes and a "bless your heart" will remind them who's the real queen.
The answer is:
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Strawberry Banana
Congrats, you're basically the Hannah Montana of Med shakes, living in the best of both worlds. You run that Fit-stagram like a champion, but tbh gluten is your best friend and you pig out every night since you're a superstar full of fat and sugar. You use this ability to appeal to the "health conscious" crowd to get soccer moms drunk off mimosas at 2 in the afternoon on a Thursday. Long live.