We’ve all been there: stumbling up and down South U at 1 in the morning, looking for your phone and your fracket (it’s gone forever, btw), pushing your way through the animalistic crowd outside of Rick’s, all so you can get to Pizza House’s welcoming double doors, glowing under the soft yellow spotlights. The golden handles glisten like the gates of heaven and you know you’ve arrived. But once you’re inside, the smell of greasy drunchies flirts with your stomach and indecision hits. Do you follow your heart and order the cheesy bread with an Oreo milkshake? Or should you reunite with your old-flame, the personal pizza? Take this quiz and question no more.
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The answer is:
Personal Pizza
The classic. You and pizza go way back, and it's hard to remember why you even questioned your relationship in the first place. So load up on your favorite toppings and refuse to share with friends; you deserve each other tonight.
The answer is:
Cheesy Bread Stix
Tonight calls for an occasion to treat yo'self, so make sure you order ranch as your dipping sauce and add a milkshake to the mix. P.S. There's no shame in eating it all by yourself, if that's what you're into.
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Wings
You've had a chill night, and you still have adequate motor control, so tackle a basket of some delicious wings with your crew and watch SportsCenter while you're at it.
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Nachos
Tonight's been wild, so you might as well pull out all the stops. Order the nachos to keep your night spicy. And if you're still not done for the night, pound down the free Red Bull.
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Chicken Tenders
You're young and having fun! Even though you might be getting older, you don't have to eat like it. Enjoy an adult-size serving of your favorite childhood classic and keep the good ol' days (and nights) coming.
The answer is:
Mac n' Cheese
Not all nights can be winners, but you always can be. Love yourself with some classic comfort food. Sidenote: Mac n' Cheese pairs best with watching rom-coms and falling asleep alone on the couch.
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Cheeseburger Sliders
Your night has been a bust, so you might as well stick with the theme and order these. On the bright side, you can still get a bangin' milkshake out of the deal, so there's that.
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Chicago Hot Dogs
Obviously UDGAF tonight. Order the hot dogs with the neon green relish, mustard, and pickles. Embrace the side-eye because other people obviously just don't get it. You do you.
The answer is:
Bread Stix (the original)
Well aren't you the social butterfly. Reward yourself for being the life of the party by ordering bread stix to share with all your new friends (who you'll probably never talk to again).