Let’s cut to the chase – here’s how to make a single-serve summer ale that’s perfect for summer chillin’, brunchin’, tannin’, and partyin’. Additional Coronas during preparation are recommended.
#spoontip: Corona is gluten free. You’re welcome, Celiacs.
Now let’s get this bad boy started.
Single-Serve Summer Ale with a Twist
- Prep Time:10 minutes
- Cook Time:4-5 hours (to allow the ice cubes to freeze)
- Total Time:5 hours
- Servings:1
- Easy
- 1 packet Crystal Light lemonade
- 1 kiwi
- 1/2 grapefruit
- 1 Corona
- 1 shot vodka
- 1 cup Sprite
- 2 slices lemon
- 2 slices lime
Ingredients
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Step 1
Cut up a very hairy kiwi and a very sour grapefruit into small pieces and place it in your ice tray.
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Step 2
Mix 1 instant lemonade packet into a glass of water and pour over half your ice tray. #spoontip: Don’t snort it.
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Step 3
Do the rest with Sprite. Not to be confused 7Up.
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Step 4
Place these bad boys in your freezer until they’re #frozen.
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Step 5
Cut 1-2 slices of lemon and lime, preferably without cutting off your finger.
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Step 6
Put your beautiful ice cubes into a glass, followed by your lemon and lime slices. Instaworthy.
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Step 7
Add a shot of vodka into a glass. We promise you won’t even taste it.
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Step 8
Pop open a GLUTEN FREE Corona and flip that bad boy upside down in your cup.
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Step 9
Sip daintily.
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Step 10
If you’re feeling dangerous, flip over the Corona and drink separately. Pour Corona all over your hand.
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Step 11
Finish off that Corona, belch like a queen and give mom and dad a shoutout. #drunk