Feeling quizzical?
- What Beer Are You?
- Which College Do You Belong At? Food Edition
- What Breakfast Food Are You?
- Which Type of Eater Are You?
- What Meal of the Day Are You?
The answer is:
The Bore
Your go-to foods include pepperoni pizza, PB&J’s and chocolate chip cookies. The only type of salad you know is Caesar. And your favorite restaurant might be Olive Garden, Applebee’s and/or TGIF. You stick with what you know (and have probably known since you were 10) and value safety and guaranteed satisfaction over experimentation. There’s nothing necessarily wrong or unhealthy about the way you eat, but you probably frustrate some of your friends by always getting the same things.
The answer is:
The Health Faddie
So, what’s the big diet or superfood you’re trying this week? You like to stay on top of health food news – and Spoon is happy to help you there – and try to follow all the latest professional recommendations on how or what to eat. Your body is a temple for which you would sacrifice meat, gluten, dairy, processed food, sugars, or who knows what. Your friends may joke about your constantly-changing dietary obsessions, but you’ll have the last laugh when you’re 50 and still have the skin and physique of your mid-20’s.
The answer is:
The Guilt-Ridden
“Is that all you’re having?” “There’s more to life than calories!” “One cookie isn’t going to make you fat.” These kinds of exclamations and accompanying eye-rolls are all too familiar, to the point where you dread the attack every time you sit down with someone for a meal. Your friends don’t seem to appreciate the amount of discipline it requires for you to resist that extra-oozy grilled cheese in favor of a small salad. However, they are probably annoyed by your constant lamenting about what you want to eat, not to mention concerned about whether you’re eating enough. Eating healthy is one thing, but don’t restrain yourself so extensively that you no longer enjoy your food. College is stressful enough as is.
The answer is:
The Vacuum
AKA the person that unlimited dining hall swipes were made for. Might as well get your money’s worth, right? Some may call you ‘impulsive,’ but you prefer the term ‘spontaneous.’ Meals are your times of thoughtless, stress-free bliss, regardless of the incredulous stares from your friends at your stack of empty plates. You believe eating is wonderful and doesn’t deserve to be hampered with worried calculations. As long as your body can handle it, bask in the glow of envy of your quickly-filled friends.
The answer is:
The Adventurer
You just really like food, okay?! While the dining hall’s new ethnic dish might put off some of your more cautious friends, you’re excited by exotic combinations like cinnamon-chicken curry. You’re the risk-taker who isn’t afraid to mix and match any and all foods on the off-chance that you’ll make a delectable discovery. Your friends probably refuse to try most of the things you recommend and express revulsion at some of your choices, but you’re equally shocked by the fact that they happily eat the same foods day in and day out. Let them have their boring Easy Mac – you’d rather dine on zucchini noodles.
The answer is:
The Complainer
Okay, we get it, the school’s Fettuccine Alfredo isn’t as good as your mom’s. Everyone knows that campus food gets tiring after a while and can be rather disappointing, but you tend to point it out at every meal. Although you can’t help being an outspoken, opinionated person, consider toning it down before you’re friends stop asking you to join them for lunch. In a couple years, you’ll be able to eat whatever you want!